“All about that Kay bout that Kay”

Hello Hello! 

WOAH! IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING? I’m about to brain dump a LOT of information about myself so prepare yourself for excitement! If you are reading this and thinking, “woah, she’s pumped about this” you’re right. You are absolutely right.

My name is Ashley Knolla and yes, if you’ve already started drooling over my last name being associated with the best pizza in town we have quickly made ourselves BFF’s. Mmmhm. (:

Now I wasn’t born into pizza, I married in! (I feel like Kate Middleton right now saying this like it’s royalty or something.) Let’s talk about Zach. He’s pretty much the coolest person I know. 

Zach is my 6’6’’ basketball star, gamer enthusiast, genuine doggy daddy, and bestie for life. He’s always down for making me the happiest and I am forever thankful for him!

Ashley mentioned to me that she would steal all of my dogs if I didn’t write soon so let’s talk about my babies! I am the mother of two of the toughest and fiercest little white fluffy pups in town. Their names are Stellar and Apollo! (I have this thing for name matching.) Stellar is my first born and she likes to snuggle all day! Apollo, the beef cake, likes to act exactly like his dad and picks on Stellar, all in fun of course! 

Let’s get to know me now with this fun little list! 

  • I am a pool hall junkie.I actually went 28 days straight playing pool for 4 hours a day my freshmen year of high school. WOWZA.
  • Candy-ohlic. I admit it! Sweetness is my weakness.
  • Canon girl! (I felt like that had to be mentioned somewhere in this)
  • Hobbies include : ANYTHING that I can lunge at somebody! Frisbee is my fav.
  • Football. not so much watching it but venturing outside to throw the pigskin is practically the most therapeutic thing on the planet. 
  • Canoeing! Or rowing. Whichever you prefer.
  • Ping pong. I won a tournament in college and every time I see a table I reserve that bad boy!
  • Coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
  • I enjoy anything competitive if you haven’t already picked up on that. 
  • I play video games and my gamertag is AshleySTELLAR. I’m so proud to say I have NO numbers in my name. Like, so proud. 
  • I’m a perfectionist when it comes to making something look pretty. Staging something is my cup of tea.
  • I was a theatre major in college and acted my way through life. I’m a super animated person and I’ve been called a cartoon by numerous casting agents. 
  • I prefer lots of dialogue in movies!
  • CHRISTIAN BALE OMG I LOVE HIM
  • I’m the weird one that likes no lyrics in music. I have a playlist on Spotify with over 200 songs with absolutely NO words! That’s my brain food. I’ve always been so impressed by the Bee’s uncanny ability to nail every word in a song from like a decade ago. She’s a human jukebox and it is SO enjoyable when we are stuck in the car for 9 hour road trips together!

I’m going to let that all soak in for a little bit for you guys! I’ve got plenty more where this all came from! You’ve got to come back and visit me! (: 

XOXO 
Ashley Knolla 

 

 

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